I JUST WANT TO SELL OUT MY FUNERAL

i'm scared shitless of failure

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Joanne.19. Phoenix. Arizona. Straight. College student. My life. My blog.
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dinosaurbrocamania:

Parenting done RICK GRIMES
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“LOOK AT THE CAT”

me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

fr0stedlips:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

Are you serious or

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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